Oh I wish i was a guy:
Body: Oh, looooooooook! ITS THE TIME OF THE MONTH,
Me: Oh hell no.
Ovaries: EVERYONE CLEAR, THREE TWO ONE BLAST OFF!
Brain: WHATS HAPPENING?
Me: Guys, chill, calm down!
Face: See that beautiful face, IT AINT SO BEAUTIFUL NO MORE, IM
Brain: omgomgomgomgomgomgomg KILL ME ALREADY.
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this woman up. GO GO GO GO
Me: no, NO THAT HURTS.
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated.
Thats right. Float up to space
Me:THIS IS WHY I WANT TO BE A BOY! I HATE YOU ALL,
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this, i mean.. common....
im cool arn't I?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold
a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: Says the one that holds more then a computer for your
Braid: Shut up egg face
Uterus: JUST BECAUSE I HOLD EGGS!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.