LoveTaylorSwift

Status: Hello~
Joined: May 14, 2011
Last Seen: 2 years
user id: 174031
Gender: F
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Quotes by LoveTaylorSwift




I'm confused with the new Witty.

 

I don't even feel like a "Friend" to some people. I feel more like a option or someone people run to when they need somthing.
 

nmq



 

I AM LUCKY TO HAVE

A FRIEND LIKE YOU

 

Me: I saw a spider on the bathtub this morning.
Friend: What did you do?

Me: I got a piece of tissue and very, very carefully.......burned the house down
cr: tumblr
nmf




When I get angry at my mum, I don't slam the door or yell "I HATE YOU!"
I just quietly go into my rom and flicker my light on and off. Thats right, raise that electricity bill.
-9gag
Teacher: Can you see god?
Me: No...

Teacher: Can you touch god?
Me: No...
Teacher: Then got doesn't exist.
*student raises hand*
Student: Sir, can you see yor brain?
Teacher: No...
Student: Sir, can you touch yor brain?
Teacher: No...
Student: Oh ok......SO YOU DON"T HAVE A BRAIN?!?!
cr: facebook
I'm pretty sure this is already posted.
tell me if it is!


What if intelligent people

invented YOLO


To kill off  all the idiots

-9gag


 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: OMG I just saw you on TV!

Friend: Really?!?! Where?!?!

Me: Animal Planet

 

cr:9gag


 

 Me every year: Maybe I'll be more attractive next year.

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Impossibities in the world
1.You can't cound all you're hair
2. You can't wash your eyes with soup
3. You can't breath with your tounge out
put your tounge back in >:)


nmf