Lover17

Status: i want to follow everyone! everyone should feel popular on witty<3 if i haven't followed you yet then comment on my profile
Joined: June 8, 2010
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: March 7
user id: 111549
Location: Ontario, CA
Gender: F
The name behind the profile is Jennifer! I'm 15 years young and blow out my candles on March 7th. I'm living the life in Ontario, Canada. I'm known to be a shy person however, I love meeting new people! Witty is my life! I don't have any specific hobbies. I like a lot of things: summer nights, fireworks, s'mores, cuddling by the fire, music, girly sleepovers, cookies, the little things. I try to be a positive person. But, anyhoo. I'm putting more on here then I should. If anyone wants to talk, I'm a good listener:) kbye prettygirl<3  
Welcome to my profile<3  Are you enjoying the morning paper;D

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I put the "PRO"
in procrastinate.

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Easy way to save paper:
Get rid of all dictionaries....
We. Have. Google. 

 

 
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When you were older,


you used to love



playing with time machines.

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When you were older, you used
to love playing around with time machines. 
 

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.......
My celebrity crush
seems to have
forgotten to show up at
our wedding. 
.......
 
 
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There is no panic like:
trying to press "End Call" when you accidently call someone.

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nmq

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"One  man's  trash.  is  another man's.  Treasure."

 is an awesome phrase, but it’s a horrible way to
 Tell your
kid their adopted.   

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What's with when you go to a restaurant and when they give you the bill its in a little book? Is it like the story of your meal? Once upon a time there were some really hungry people...

 

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nmq

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Dear God,
I'm writing about some concerns I have as a turkey. It seems that in your infinite wisdom,
you have made us fat, flightless, and evidently delicious...did we say something to offend you?
Sincerely Yours,
Mr.Turkey

 

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When I'm angry:
I slame doors as if it'll solve all my problem :)

 

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