Lovingthelace

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Joined: July 21, 2011
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I'm not fat,
I'm just easy to see.
 

I Believe In Second Chances,
I just don't think everyone deserves them.


When Someone Stares at you
5% Smile and start a conversation
80% Look away quickly
15% Pretend nothing happened
Me: Stare at them awkwardly until they look away.

 

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Despite what you've been told,
Gum doesn't stay in your system for seven years,
it passes through your system just as fast as
regular food.

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Yes Dad,

Every guy is my boyfriend.
 

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We're all addicted to something,
that takes away the pain.

"I'm sorry Wendy, I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
-South Park.

Hey, you left your phone at my house.
Hello?
.....
WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING?!?!
Oh, wait....
 So I met this man,
Who was a homeless alcoholic addicted to too many drugs to count. He had only the clothes on his back, and his mediocre job that contributed to his drug fund.
So one day he met this lady,
who was from a normal middle class family, with a normal job. She was normal looking with a mild personality, and was startled when she saw this mess of a man. They walked past each other for days on her way to work, and sometimes conversed. This conversing trickled into full-blown conversations, and soon love.
Present Day;
This man works at a high paying law firm, and hasn't touched the bottle in seven years. He lives in an expensive condo and hasn't even seen drugs for a long time.
This specific lady has been at his side this whole time.

True Story.
 If I was a teacher,
I would figure out who had a crush on who,
and always pair them up.