Lukas_is_witty

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MLIA:
"Shes already found her people, at the bookstore!" -Amy, Grace and I
"She sells people" -My sister, Audrey
"Hun-ger Games mu-sic" -Amy and Grace and I (Mostly Grace, gotta give her credit)
"Up in here, up in there!" -Amy and Grace and I
"Putty.... No! Wait! Putty..... Not..... No..... Putty...."-Amy, Grace and I
"We'd.... We'd like some ice cream"-Putty (Hey, it was pretty funny, gotta give him credit)
"Whats the current going to be? I need to know how mant weights I'm going to need." - Jamie (I know, James)
"It's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!" - The Barrel
"The wind might have something to do with it" - The Barrel
"Audrey, don't ever wish anybody dead, although, I did one time, and it worked......" -The Barrel
http://www.cameron-can.com/

^ I love this kid, he's the best < 3 Check this website out, it would mean the world to me
G.A.N.
The word makes me cringe.
Ethan is inoccent.
Find a cure, for Ethan < 3

Lukas_is_witty's Favorite Quotes



Mom: One Direction is distracting you from school.
Me: No, Mom. School is distracting me from One Direction.
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0 favs- im ugly

5 favs- im ok

10 favs- im cute

15 favs- im beautiful

20+ favs- im breathtaking

Post if you’re not afraid to see what you get…im not J

Im the girl doing my teeth, holding the obey sign ect.

Lol. That’s me for ya. x

Ps. Im not trying to get attention, im just having fun :D.

 

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Mom: Clean your room!
Mom: This place is a dump!
Mom: You're not going anywhere this weekend until you clean your room.
Mom: *throws a sock at me*
Me:
Mom:
Me: Master has given gab a sock...
Me: GAB IS A FREE ELF!
Me: *runs out of room*

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I owe my life to Justin Bieber. I was in comma for two years, Until  nurse played his songs on the radio in my room and i had to wake up to turn it off.

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"awh, how old is she?"
  "twenty-four months."

b*tch, she's two.

DO NOT ERASE THE FORMA

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Just a few things besides Gay marriage/love the Bible bans:
- The cosumption of pork
- Tattoos
- Working on Sundays
- Rounded 
- Gossiping 
- S*x before marriage
- The consumption of seafood
- Divorce

So, before you accuse gays of being ungodly h*rlots, check to make sure you aren't guilty of going against the Bible yourself. I honestly love my gay friends for having to courage to go against the norm, to love who they love and to want to be able to do it without adversity.

Equal rights for ALL.
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Paramore taught me there's love out there, but also how to move on.


                          
Taylor Swift taught me not every guy is going to treat me right.
 
  
Greenday taught me that the government's gonna fail someday.
  
   
 Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love.
  
 
Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.
  
 
Travis taught me to be generous.
 
 
30 Seconds to Mars taught me to speak whats on my mind.


Mus ic taught me how to live.♥  






 






















 
 
 

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