Luleta

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Quotes by Luleta

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Two weeks ago was my thirty-fifth birthday and I wasn't feeling too bothered about it that morning.

I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday" and probably prepared a present for me.
Forget "Happy Birthday". She didn't even say "Good Morning".

I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember."
However, the children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

I went to the office feeling pretty low.
As I walked into my office my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, boss, happy Birthday!"
And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon.
Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "That's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go."

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go change."
"Sure." I replied excitedly.
I started getting very excited and thought today is my lucky day.

She went into the bedroom and in about six minutes later, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And there I sat on the couch naked!

Fav if you would die if this happened..comment if something similar has happened

When guys get jealous
it's kinda cute

When girls get jealous
World war III is about to start.
BOOBS
are like love
just the fake ones

POP OUT
Close your eyes &
count by twos.
When you get to five,
that’s when I’ll stop loving you.

Boy:                                                                                                                                                                                       I hear you like bad boys

 Girl: Yeah                                                                                                                                                                                          
Boy:
not trying to impress you or anything but my bedtime is at 8:30 but once I went to bed at 8:31

fav if you like bad boys..comment if you like mommas little boy

"Girls are like apples...the best ones are at the top of the trees. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think there is something wrong with them, when, in reality, they are amazing.  They just have to wait for the right boy to come along,  the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree...
Dear Pinocchio

I love the way you lie
Sincerely Rihanna