LunaVersal

Status: ...Eh
Joined: October 12, 2012
Last Seen: 6 years
Birthday: February 12
user id: 334305
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow...
Gender: F
Heyo. Welp...Hum...Where to start? 
Hum...My name is
Mallory. But PLEASE...Call me Mal. 
Anyway...I enjoy long walks on the beach while watching the sunset.
That was sarcasm. 
Another thing you should know about me is that I am probably THE MOST sarcastic person you will EVER meet.
It's a curse really.
But what can ya do? Eh. That's about it.
Ok. Bye now.  

Quotes by LunaVersal

I thought you were
>>Different<<
Shows my judgement skills...

(It's whatever I guess...)

 
I WISH I COULD HURT YOU THE WAY YOU HURT ME.
BUT I KNOW THAT IF I HAD THE CHANCE,

I WOULDN'T DO IT.

It WILL hurt
It
WILL take time
It
WILL require dedication.
It
WILL require will-power.
You WILL need to make healthy decisions.
It requires sacrifice.
You WILL need to push your body to it's max.
There WILL be temptation.
But, I promise you, when you reach your goal, it's

WORTH IT.

You Jelly Brah?
Nah, man. Im Nutella.
That..jst happened.

 
Just Be
♦♦You♦♦
(it's quite simple, actually)

 
Si seulement ...
Nous pourrions

                    ►►►►AIMER.
 
*Today in Class*
Teacher: (Holding up a turkey baster) I don't know what this is called, so let's call it... "The Sucky Thingy"
Me: (Practically peeing myself because I'm laughing so hard)
Rest of Class: (Trying to hold in laughter)

*Joey walks in and starts dying in laughter as well*
Teacher: Joey, what's so funny?
Joey: (Stops laughing and says with a straight face...) The Sucky Thingy. THE SUCKY THINGY! (Runs over and gets right up in my face and whispers...) The. Sucky. Thingy.
*We die laughing*
...and that, my friends, is how I died today in class...




BTW... Joey is my HIM...

Friendship is like...
Well...
Its Sorta Like...
Hmm...
I Can't Tell You What It Really Is, I Can Only Tell You What It Feels Like...AND RIGHT NOW, ITS A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE...I mean...
Um...

Friendship Is Like Peeing Your Pants...
Everyone Can See It...
But Only YOU, Can Feel The True Warmth.

 
I Hate You.
We Break Up.
You Call Me.
I Love...No. Just NO.
Just because you called me up on the phone when you were feeling bored...Does not....And I repeat... 
DOES NOT. Mean that I will automatically start loving you again. Cause ya wanna know what? I still HATE YOU.  


ALOT.
tart loving you again