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I fell In love With Mickey Mouse (literally)

Chapter 35

Picnic Under a bridge.
 

 
A can of Redbull acidently slipped out of his hand and hit the ground. 

"Fu**." Micheal uttered. I breathed deeply eyeing the cop. He wasn't awake but, he had stopped snoring. So, it was risky. Both of us stood still with out saying a single word. We had to be sure that the cop wouldn't wake up, so we froze and held our breath until we would hear the cop snoring again. But, instead the dang cop decided to scratch his forehead instead. It scared me because I thought he woke up. After he put his hand back down I snuck a look at my dress basket to find that there was around three grocery bags of food in here. If we had to run, Micheal would be good, but me on the other hand, not so much.

"Mike, could you take some of the food?" I whispered.

"Shh." 

"Micheal, these are too heavy. I won't be able to run." I whispered a little more quieter.

"Shh".

"But, what if he wakes up?" I asked

"SHH." He was a little more aggresive this time. I became angry. Was he trying to play a trick on me? He knew I couldn't run, especially not with these in my dress.

"Mich-" Before I could complete his name Micheal put his hand on my mouth silencing me. Finally, the cop snored. Both Micheal and I took a breath of relief.

"See, told you." Micheal said.

"You didn't say anything." I sneered. Micheal rolled his eyes.

"You see that bridge over there?" He pointed to the right. There was a white bridge going over what seemed like a lazy river. The moon light shined on the wooden bridge so it was easy to spot.

"Yeah." I quickly said.

"You start walking over there and I'll catch up with you in a sec." He said. At first I nodded but then it hit me.

"Wait why don't you just come with me?" I asked.

"Because, I just saw a KFC bucket on the other seat." He explained. My jaw dropped.

"Micheal!" 

"Ella, I cannot leave knowing there is fried chicken sitting in a lonely bucket inside a police car." He said.

"Oh my goodness, You are ugh,,,I don't even have words." I said in dismay. Even face palm wasn't enough here. I couldn't understand his logic.

"Ella, just go. I'll get the chicken and catch up to you." He pursuaded.

"Fine, but if you get arrested I am not bailing your a$$ outa jail." I answered.

"You won't have to, I'm sure my big brother willl do it. I mean its not like it's the first time."  He joked. Feeling too annoyed to even consider laughing at his joke, I began to walk. But, then it hit me.

"Wait you've been arrested before?!" I asked in even bigger dismay.

"What you think I was going to wait till I was 21 to get into a casino?" He said.

"Yeah, but they usually just kick you out. Not arrest you." I said.

"Look baby, just go over there and I'll tell you about it when I come...ok?" He asked. I heavly sighed and stomped towards the white bridge. I was too annoyed to even think about looking back. What was he thinking? Man, he was a 23 year old man, who was acting like a fourteen year old teenage boy during a game of truth or dare. As soon as I reached the bridge, I turned around to see if he was done yet. A stupid smile was printed on my face as soon as I saw him sneaking out the bucket out of the car and a fan girl laugher came on when he made a mini victory dance infront of the car. What was up with me? Me? This wasn't me, this was some kind of an alien who was invading my body. The real Ella would never settle for a yahoo like this. The real Ella would never steal her best friends dress. The real Ella would never know how to put on makeup. For crying out loud, Spencer's boyfriend was more mature that mine. This was suposed to be physically impossible. Spencer and I made a deal. She would marry a crazy skate boarder and I would marry a sensitive doctor. But, right at that moment as i saw Micheal run up to me, with one hand clutched to the bucket and the other one trying to keep his jeans up. it dawned on me. That girl that everyone's called Ella for eighteen years was never really Ella. That was a girl created to fit in and please people. This girl, the one who's holding soda, chips and donuts in her best friends fancy dress is the real Ella. The one waiting for prince charming to arrive with the fried chicken from KFC. 

 

I fell In love With Mickey Mouse (literally)

Chapter 34

Redbull
 

I knew what he was doing. He was trying to get me to go after him. But no sir. Not today. Oh God is that a police officer? I thought as I snuck a closer look at the car. Oh God, oh god, oh god, oh god. I was running out of breath. He was going to get his self into some serious trouble. But, guess what? He didn't care, he walked up to that car like he owned the place and to make things worse, he didn't even look back to see what I was doing. Micheal looked into the officer's window. I couldn't take it anymore.

"Micheal! Get your butt back here!" I whisper yelled. 

"Boy don't act like you can't hear me!" I yelled again. Man, I felt like his mom. He took up his camera and aimed at the cop. I gasped

"Micheal don't you dare." I panicked. He laughed and gave me an evil smirk. I folded my arms and turned my head acting like I didn't care. He's just doing that to make you mad Ella, don't pay atiention to him. I told my self. But, just when he flashed the camera. I jerked around to see if the cop had waken up. I took a breath of relief when I found that he hadn't.. Micheal bit his tongue to quiet his adorable laughter. I rolled my eyes and pretended to be mad. This wasn't a wise choice, because he raised the camera again. 

"Micheal put that thing down!" I pointed. He put his hand under his ear acting like he couldn't hear me. Feeling very angry, I grabbed my dress and stomped towards him.

"Aw I knew you wouldn't let me get in trouble." He said as he pinched my cheek.

"Trouble? Oh you'll have a better idea what trouble is when I am through with you!" I said as I yanked his hand off my face. He hissed and licked his lips.

"Should I be afraid or excited?" He asked.

"Afraid, you should be very afraid." I angerly said. I gasped and subconsiously grabbed Micheal's hands. The cop had snored and I thought he had waken up. Feeling reileved that he didn't I looked at Micheal who was now hysterically laughing.

"Shut up, you'll wake him!" I urged. Micheal took a deep breath and smiled at me.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" I asked.

"Like what?" He confuzingly asked.

"Like I am your favorite cartoon." I explained.

"I didn't think I was looking at you differently." He blushed. I giggled and the cop snored again. I gasped again. I think my pulse was around 120 now.

"Micheal could we get out of here?" I begged.

"Hold on I think I found some donuts in here." He said.

"What, this isn't the time for donuts!" I said.

"Oh my God they're powdered." Micheal gasped.

"Micheal we can get donuts somewhere else! Now lets go." I said tugging his arm.

"Not till we take some photos and eat donuts. Oh look there is a whole bunch of food back here.." He said as he examined the back seat.

"Micheal are you insane, what if he wakes up?" I asked.

"Then we'll have to make a run for it." He said.

"Can't we do something else?" I complained. He shook his head.

"We could've taken photos over there if somebody didn't complain." He sarcastically said.

"I'm not complaining, now lets go back." I tried.

"Are you kidding me? There is freaking junk food in this car." He said. 
 
"We could get junk food at Mcdonalds now lets go" I said.

"Ella, there is Pepsi in here! I am not leaving until I get it." He urged. Realizing Micheal wouldn't change his mind I gave up and prayed that the cop wouldn't wake up.

"Ella lift up your dress." He comanded.

"Excuse me" I gasped

"I need some where to put the food" He said. I laughed at my own stupidity and lifted up a part of my dress. He quietly took out some of the food and gently put them in the little basket I made out of my dress. A can of Redbull acidently slipped out of his hand and hit the ground.

 

I hate how people pass around I love you

Like they're saying hi.

 

Thousands of people died. And then the grenade blew up.

 

I was going to make a quote about how I'm only good at breathing.
But then I remembered that when I was three I stopped breathing and was rushed to the hostpital and I hyperventilate on a regular basis. Thanks life.

Someone: says the word 'food'
Me: somehow gains 10 pounds

 

friend 1: has had a boyfriend for almost 2 years
friend 2: is always hooking up with someone
friend 3: has 851362764092 guy friends
me: i wonder what it's like to touch a real live boy

Person: Go to hell
Me: Okay ~goes to school~