I don't care what they say... The first guy to milk a cow and drink it was a MASSIVE pervert.
I do my best proofreading... after I hit send. :/
That awkward moment when a fat kid says " That's how I roll!" ♥
I'm Burger King and you're McDonalds I'll be havin' it my way and you'll be lovin' it
Meet your top lip with your bottom lip... and please shut up ♥
You weren't dropped as a baby... I just think that your mother saw how ugly you were, jumped up, and smacked you.