MIDNIGHTPANDA000

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Joined: December 27, 2010
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 142273
   Hey!!! It's MIDNIGHTPANDA000!!  

       I have been on Witty Profiles for almost a year and I love it!

I love to sing, dance, go out with friends, shop,
spend time with family, and all that crazy junk :)   
Feel free to check  out my quotes and fave them

Thanx!!! :) 


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Quotes by MIDNIGHTPANDA000



 I'm happier

than a bird with a french frie

:D

 





 I don't care what they say...
The first guy to milk a cow and drink it was a MASSIVE pervert.



 

I do my best proofreading...
 after I hit send.
:/
 

Is it really wrong,
TO COME UP TO A MIDGET AND ASK THEM
"WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?"

 



That awkward moment 
when a fat kid says
" That's how I roll!"



I'm Burger King and you're McDonalds
I'll be havin' it my way and you'll be lovin' it
 



Meet your top lip with your bottom lip... 
and please shut up

 


i was drinking a redbull
then I saw a butterfly with no wings
I poured my drink on it
"crap! it drowned"
 


You weren't

dropped as a

   baby...

I just think that your mother saw how ugly you were, jumped up, and smacked you.
 



Searching something on

GOOGLE, then only looking at the

first page.


Thinking your journey has ended.