MLG_Pro

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Joined: January 10, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: January 2
user id: 345828
Gender: M

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The reason I'm funny is because
my life is a joke.


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Why is it when guys take off their shirts in public, it's hot,
but when I take off my shirt in public everyone screams and runs away?
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Trying to calm a women down when shes upset  
is like trying to baptize a cat.
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 If you can't afford condoms,


 you can't afford kids.

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A good friend knows all of your best stories,
A best friend has lived them with you.


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When life gives you lemons,
Throw them at people you don't like.


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Alarm Clocks, because every morning should start with a heart attack.


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