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Hey everyone! My name is Serena, I'm 13 years old and MLIA is like one of my favorite websites! So I decided to put some stories up here, because some of them are so funny, they have to be shared! Thanks, bye!
Quotes by MLIAquotes22
Today,
I realized there is a My Life is Twilight website. I believe we
MLIAers should infiltrate there system and post Harry Potter
submissions.
MLIA
Today,
I bought an item that will keep me warm but give my hands the freedom to use the remote, phone, or eat a snack. Its called a jacket.
MLIA.
I bought an item that will keep me warm but give my hands the freedom to use the remote, phone, or eat a snack. Its called a jacket.
MLIA.
Today,
my friend Jenks and I were in the campus Starbucks. It was dead quiet until we hear the barista yell, "CARAMEL MACCHIATO for a MR. TUMNUS!" A curly-haired man in a scarf then skipped to his drink. Narnia does exist.
MLIA.
my friend Jenks and I were in the campus Starbucks. It was dead quiet until we hear the barista yell, "CARAMEL MACCHIATO for a MR. TUMNUS!" A curly-haired man in a scarf then skipped to his drink. Narnia does exist.
MLIA.
Today,
I told my mom I wish I was born a Native American
and that she should refer to me as Tall Oak
from now on. She scoffed and replied,
"more like Chubby Bush."
Thanks Mom, now my
friends call me Chubby
Bush at school.
MLIA.
I told my mom I wish I was born a Native American
and that she should refer to me as Tall Oak
from now on. She scoffed and replied,
"more like Chubby Bush."
Thanks Mom, now my
friends call me Chubby
Bush at school.
MLIA.
Today,
we were sitting in study hall while the teacher was eating his extremely neat and organized lunch, as usual. Another student spoke up and asked, "So Dr.Svanoe, did your mommy pack that for you?" Without missing a beat, he replies "No, yours did as i left this morning." Favorite teacher found.
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we were sitting in study hall while the teacher was eating his extremely neat and organized lunch, as usual. Another student spoke up and asked, "So Dr.Svanoe, did your mommy pack that for you?" Without missing a beat, he replies "No, yours did as i left this morning." Favorite teacher found.
MLIA
Today,
out of boredom, I decided to check where my bed sheets were from.
I read the tag and saw a message.
It said, "Warning: Do NOT use for parachuting."
I am extremely curious as to why
this warning was needed in the first place...
MLIA.
out of boredom, I decided to check where my bed sheets were from.
I read the tag and saw a message.
It said, "Warning: Do NOT use for parachuting."
I am extremely curious as to why
this warning was needed in the first place...
MLIA.
I recently
discovered
a crayon color called Sasquatch Socks.
I am amazed and am now ordering this color off of Ebay.
MLIA
a crayon color called Sasquatch Socks.
I am amazed and am now ordering this color off of Ebay.
MLIA
today,
My teacher was getting really frustrated
because no one was paying attention.
Then my english teacher, who had
stopped in to borrow a stapler,
suggested that he teach the
class using a "gay
shoe salesguy" voice.
He did.
It was awesome.
MLIA
My teacher was getting really frustrated
because no one was paying attention.
Then my english teacher, who had
stopped in to borrow a stapler,
suggested that he teach the
class using a "gay
shoe salesguy" voice.
He did.
It was awesome.
MLIA