MVP8

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D u d e   c h i l l ,

Its gym class, not the Olmpics.   



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I hate teachers who give homework over break...


like do u not understand what break is?


Do you need me to demonstrate on your neck?  


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Idont' think i could ever stab someone.

I can barely get the straw into my Capri Sun.  


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We all have those teachers who are

like,"Wait, don't pack up yet. We still have 25

seconds left of class."  



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I'm the girl who prefers one rose over a dozen. I'm the girl who would rather stay in on a Friday night than go to a wild party with random strangers. I'm the girl who would enjoy having a movie 
night rather than going to some fancy restaurant. I'm the girl who 
would rather stay up all night sharing secrets than going out and 

getting drunk. I'm the girl who wouldnt make you hold her bags, but rather instead hold your hand. I'm the girl who will love you more than anyone can possibly dream of. I'm the girl who would give the world to see you smile.
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Police: Where do you live?

Me: With my parents

Police: Where do your parents live?

Me: With me

Police: Where do you all live?

Me: Together

Police: Where is your house?

Me: Next to my neighbors

Police: Where is your neighbors house?

Me: If i tell you, your not going to believe me

Police: Tell me

Me:   .....Next to my house

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Girlfriend: ​I've been thinking lately

Boyfriend: And...

Girlfriend: I don't think we're working out

Boyfriend: Well, we could starting going to the gym together


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BravoSierra's format

 
                      
 


 

 My  parents always told me I should shut off the TV and read more...

So I turned on the subtitles!

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"I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the

Home button and I'm still at school."


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