MacKenzieSwims
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Joined: April 14, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: August 30
user id: 292090
Location: the suburbs of chicagoooo~
Joined: April 14, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: August 30
user id: 292090
Location: the suburbs of chicagoooo~
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what is my LIFE
i'm really unoriginal and i'm not creative so i don't have a layout lol
all you need to know about me is that i love justin bieber and competitive swimming
i'm really unoriginal and i'm not creative so i don't have a layout lol
all you need to know about me is that i love justin bieber and competitive swimming
my profile is irrelevant so um ya enjoy
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Plot
twist: Maury is the father
nmq/tumblr
nmq/tumblr
So my
brother found my witty account.
and was going through my
quotes and sending them to me.
So if you're reading this, Marcus,
Hi.
( M
c F l y )
Someone's status on Facebook was
"If I don't get more than 20 likes on a status, I delete it."
You have to be kidding me. You don't see me deleting a quote just because I didn't get 20 favs.
I hate this world.
"If I don't get more than 20 likes on a status, I delete it."
You have to be kidding me. You don't see me deleting a quote just because I didn't get 20 favs.
I hate this world.
It's probably
the first time
guys are seeing a movie about a teddy bear,
while girls are seeing a movie about strippers.
guys are seeing a movie about a teddy bear,
while girls are seeing a movie about strippers.
Plot twist: you know what to do when people are singing happy birthday to you
-huge crack of
thunder-
-24 year old brother runs into my room-
Brother: THUNDER BUDDIES FOR LIFE, RIGHT?!
true story.
-24 year old brother runs into my room-
Brother: THUNDER BUDDIES FOR LIFE, RIGHT?!
true story.
Dear "Best Friend",
I don't even know who you are anymore.
I don't even know who you are anymore.
"Do you even have friends?"
Yes. All 10 seasons.
Sandy: I like
karate.
Spongebob: I like ka-ra-tay.
Mr Krabs: I like mo-ney-ay.
Squidward: I hate all of you.
Spongebob: I like ka-ra-tay.
Mr Krabs: I like mo-ney-ay.
Squidward: I hate all of you.
Inspecting mirrors
is a job i can really see myself
doing.