MacKenzieSwims

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Joined: April 14, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: August 30
user id: 292090
Location: the suburbs of chicagoooo~
what is my LIFE
i'm really unoriginal and i'm not creative so i don't have a layout lol
all you need to know about me is that i love justin bieber and competitive swimming
my profile is irrelevant so um ya enjoy

Quotes by MacKenzieSwims


Spongebob's birthday is on July 14th, 1986.
He turns 26 today.
Happy Birthday Spongebob!

-20 years later-
Kid 1: "what's your name bro?"
Kid 2: "Justin, you bro?"
Kid 1: "Drew. Is your mom a belieber too?"






from tumblr
me: i'm feeling sick. i'll look up my symptoms online.
me:
me:
me:
me:
i'm going to die

 

Feel old?
Shrek 1 came out 11 years ago.
Monsters Inc. came out 11 years ago.
Dylan and Cole Sprouse are 20 years old.
Miley Cyrus is engaged.
Hillary Duff is a mom.
That's So Raven has been off of TV for 6 years
Lizze McGuire ended 9 years ago.

 




Who else remembers 
the guy from Lilo & Stitch who would always drop his ice cream?

That    glorious    moment    when
you're cutting wrapping paper
and  the  scissors  start  to  glide .


 




format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill


 

And who else remembers 
 

"Good luck with that!"



 

 



knock knock?
who's there?
daisy.
daisy who?
daisy me rollin', dey hatin'.

 

As long as you love me,

I'll be your platinum, I'll be your sliver, I'll be your gold.





That moment



when you open a big box of candy, and the candy is in a bag, a very small and pathetic bag.


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