MacKenzieSwims
Joined: April 14, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: August 30
user id: 292090
Location: the suburbs of chicagoooo~
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i'm really unoriginal and i'm not creative so i don't have a layout lol
all you need to know about me is that i love justin bieber and competitive swimming
Quotes by MacKenzieSwims
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold
Killer: Oh okay, sorry.
Dear TV commercials,
No, I don't want to buy a backwards robe.
No, I didn't have a child with a birth defect and want
"free legal compensation."
No, I don't want to text my name to 55555 to get a free
screensaver of Joe Jonas from 2006.
I just want to watch my damn TV program!
Roses
are red,
Violets are blue,
Sunflowers are yellow.
I bet
you were expecting something romantic but no this is just
gardening facts.
Friend: time for you to get a watch!
Me: -death glare-
"Hey, did you get braces?"
No, I just ate a
Transformer and
forgot to floss.
Do
Transformers
have life insurance, or
car insurance?
format by julietechoecho
Apologizing
Does not always mean you are wrong. It just
means that you value your relationships more than your
ego.
♥
when you're a directioner, and even YOU get annoyed by all of the 1D quotes, facts, and lyrics.
But you didn't have to cut me off.
make out like it
never happened, and now we were
nothing.
I don't even need your
love.
But you treat me like
a stranger and it feels so
rough.
It bothers me how she use to
make you cry yourself to sleep
at night.
She apologized, and now everyone's fine, right?
Wrong.
I'm
still here. your "best friend". you're with her
everyday at school, and pretty much every weekend. I
haven't seen you in over a month. you always have time
for her, the one who ruined your life at one time. the one
who says stuff about you, like you're a cry baby and that
you're annoying. but remember me? the good friend, who
always stood by your side? yeah, i'm still here,
questioning myself why i can't replace you with anyone
else. we've been through it all, and now i feel like
we're slowly fading apart.
you'll never see this, but i just had
to let it all
out.