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MadKatter
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So Tumblr is going to be down tomorrow....
I have a feeling Dinkleberg had something to do with it.
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Dear Axe Bodyspray,
Please put a suggested serving size on your bottle.
Sincerely,
Choking girls everywhere!
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Me in the car:
Oh! This is my favorite song!
Everyone else in the car:
*talks through the entire song.*
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If you ever feel ignored or unimportant, be glad you aren't Luke Hemsworth.
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Me talking about men twice my age:
There's my babies!
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There are 15 year olds in the Olympics. And I'm here deciding what font and colors I should use for my quote and wondering if I should get out of bed at 12:30p.m. and get breakfast or wait until the feeling of being hungry goes away.
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Why is it that...
99.9% of skinny girls look good in over-sized sweat shirts, but when I wear one I look like a bean bag.
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Me
: *Breathes*
Mom:
You need to watch that damn attitude of yours.
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Where was Anne Hathaway and the flag of Ginovia?
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Favorite band:
We are going on a world tour!
Me:
Does that mean you're coming to my tow-
Favorite band:
No.
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