so yesterday i was
babysitting five kids under the age of nine (i know, i know,
i'm practically jesus. shhh.) and one of them was an 8 year
old boy called Corben. basically, he developed a huge crush on
me after i told him i liked star trek and dragons, and he kept
hitting on me the entire time and it was
hilarious and also adorable.
alana (his six year old sister): oh wow, you're so good at
lego. you're magical.
corben: yeah, lizzy's so magical that she makes people fall
in love with her and wish that they were older so that tHEY
COULD MARRY HER FOREVER
alana: CORBEN THAT IS DISGUSTING, I AM DISGUSTED WITH YOU.
corben: when we get married can we have a cat? i like cats.
alana: corben i'm never talking to you again
corben: lizzy, do you like cocoa pops?
me: yeah, but--
corben: i'll get you three bowls.
me: okay, goodnight you guys.
corben: mum usually gives us a cuddle before we go to
alana: no she doesn--
corben: not even a little cuddle?
me: why are you out of bed?
corben: do you want to read my book about dragons
me: no, go back to bed
corben: i'll read it to you if you