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Imagine the word "banana" with any other vowel..
Bununu
Binini
Bonono
Benene
Bynyny
My homework brings all the Asians to the yard
And they're like, it wasn't even hard
I'm gonna teach you,
but I have to charge.

 

Did you know there's no angry way of saying "boob








Fave  { 
} if you said it out loud. 

Did you know there's no angry way of saying "boob








Fave  { 
} if you said it out loud. 

 



Jesus could walk on water
cucumbers are 96% water
i can walk on cucumbers
therefore i am 96% Jesus
MIND=BLOWN

nmq
follow for a follow :)


 

I Just Noticed...
The cursor has a shadow



Click the heart if you just checked ;)   nmq

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1) Press the "Fave'' button
2) Highlight The Numbers
3) Press ctrl and "f"

4) Type 99
5) Click "Highlight all" and see what happens [;

 



That awkward moment when

The man that discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow.
 

Format by Sandrasaurus

What Girls Do In The Shower
 

Me: lalalalala, i hope i got all the hair
Me: goes over leg again
Me:okay, i think i got it all
Me: ahh shiz i cut myself
Me: at least it doesn't hurt!
Me: onto the next leg
Me: shave shave shave
Me: oh crap, the cut is starting to hurt
Me: oh it's bleeding
Me: oh ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
Me: i'm going to bleed to death
Me: this is the end
Me: goodbye cruel world
Me: oh nevermind, continue shaving
Me: lalalalalala AHH I CUT MYSELF AGAIN
Me: ouch ouch ouch man down, man effing down
Me: this really is the end, i'm dying
Me: i'm bleeding to death. GOOD BYE WORLD
Mom: what are you doing?
Me: uhhhm... bleeding to death...
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: okay



Pssh, no i wasn't sticking

my middle finger up at you.
 
I was simply going for
 
A fist bump....

Unicorn style.