Me: lalalalala, i hope i got all the hair
Me: goes over leg again
Me:okay, i think i got it all
Me: ahh shiz i cut myself
Me: at least it doesn't hurt!
Me: onto the next leg
Me: shave shave shave
Me: oh crap, the cut is starting to hurt
Me: oh it's bleeding
Me: oh ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
Me: i'm going to bleed to death
Me: this is the end
Me: goodbye cruel world
Me: oh nevermind, continue shaving
Me: lalalalalala AHH I CUT MYSELF AGAIN
Me: ouch ouch ouch man down, man effing down
Me: this really is the end, i'm dying
Me: i'm bleeding to death. GOOD BYE WORLD
Mom: what are you doing?
Me: uhhhm... bleeding to death...
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: okay