MakaylaFay

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Hey there! My name is Makayla, as you can tell from my username. I live in Iowa.

I love music, shopping, going outside, and hanging out with friends. Summer is also pretty fun for me(:

That's it for now, so just ask me more if you're wondering!

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you can't start the next chapter of your life
if you keep re-reading the last one l

Quotes by MakaylaFay

Why do we feel safe under blankets?  It's not like a murderer will come in thinking I'm ganna ki... Ahh crap, she's under a blankets.

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As a young child my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.  Turns out the police call this "Identity Theft"

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nmq

 

How come you never 

Here about a psychic winning the lottery?


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nmq

 

Why are those "easy to open" food packages
  Never easy to open?

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Hammer talking to nail: "You want to get hammered tonight?"

Nail: "No I would rather get screwed, but I don't have the curves"!





 

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A few years ago a mother and a father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. So they called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children.

Later in the night, the babysitter got bored and so she wanted................................. to watch t.v but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they didn't have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want their children watching too much garbage) so she called them and asked them if she could watch cable t.v in the parents room. Of course the parents said it was okay, but the babysitter had one final request. She asked if she could cover up the large clown statue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father (who was talking to the babysitter at the time) said..... take the children and get out of the house..... we'll call the police... we don't have a clown statue..... the children and the babysitter got murdered by the clown. it turned out 2 be that the clown was a killer that escaped from jail.

if you don't re-post within 5 minutes the clown will be standing next 2 your bed at 3:00am with a knife in his hand :P Creeeepy
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The  Human Brain Starts Working The Second You Are Born ... And Never Stops Until You Stand Up To Speak In Public. 
nmf

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"No   I"m  not   the    girl   your   mom
Warned   you   about   sweat  heart

her imagination was never this good.;)




 




format credit to OneDirection

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If I were stranded on an

Island ... I would bring Dora

with me ... She has everything

in her bag !


-Anonymous

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Reality Continues to ruin my life.





 

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