MarcusButlerTV
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Day of
birthday
1. i
kissed
2. i
licked
3. i
hugged
4. i
poked
5. i wrote a song
with
6. i
shot
7. i dressed
up
8. i went shopping
with
9. i
fed
10. i had a shower
with
11. i went to the
movies with
12. i got drunk
with
13. i went to a party
with
14. i bought a house
with
15. i live
with
16. i
kidnapped
17. i
slapped
18. i screamed
at
19. i
stalked
20. i slept
with
21. i drooled
over
22. i
punched
23. i ran naked
with
24. i got married
to
25. i had babies
with
26. i laughed
at
27. i tripped
up
28. i
killed
29. i danced
with
30. i bought flowers
for
31. i
kicked
Month of
birthday
January -
February: Jack Harries
March - april: Finn harries
May - June: Marcus butler
July - August: Alfie Deyes
September - October: Sam pepper
November - December: Caspar
lee
Colour of T-Shirt
White -
because i was high
Orange - because YOLO
Blue - and i will do it again
Pink - because i felt like it
Purple - and then he fell in love with
me
Yellow - because my mum told me to do
it
Gray - and then i sang a song for
him
Red - and he kissed me
Others - and he punched
me
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friend: OMG! i got a job, if you want one i can get you one?
me: no thanks, i already have one
friend: doing what?
me: oh my mum pays me to stay out of the house
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: i'm working right now
apart from feeling suicidle
i'm fine
Stuff people do
on facebook:
-
attention seeking
i don't understand why someone would upload a
picture
on facebook and caption it something like
"oh i look so ugly" or "looking so fat in the
picture".
firstly if you think you look ugly or fat,
why the hell would you even upload the photo?
stop being such a attention seeker by wanting people to say
"oh no babe you look stunning"
- People constantly updating their status. For
example: "im eating chocolate."
WE DON'T CARE IF
YOUR EATING CHOCOLATE.
- The way people type
some people don't how to type,
they think its better or "cooler"
to type in short hand
"Omg"
"Bbz"
"4ever"
"Lyk"
its more complitctated to read
If you can think of anything else, feel
free to leave a comment.
(MarcusButlerTV)
- playing music of their phone out loud
- Chavs will just stare at you until you make one little eye contact
- have their trousers too low
- spit anywhere
(MarcusbutlerTV)
Mum: Dinner's ready!
Me: *runs downstaires*
Me: Where's dinner?
Mum: oh it'll be another ten minutes
Me: F*ck you b*tch
Mum: all you do is sit on your computer
Me: no mum, i actually dont sit on my computer
Dad im not made of money
Me: obviously your not made of money dad.. I CAN SEE THAT!
Mum: why don't you go outside and get some fresh air?
Me: Well i can just open window?
The road to
success is
always
under c
onstruction