Joined: September 1, 2013
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 370636
Gender: F

About me

I love to give out advice. I don't judge and I will always help people as much as I can. I have an page and also a twitter page. I have my own witty page. But I wanted to make an advice one to help people with. advice page:
Twitter advice (I follow back so you can DM me): ©

Maria_Advice's Favorite Quotes

"i'm so fat!" i scream
as i shove a brownie, pizza, my neighbor's cat, two oak trees and a small country into my mouth.

If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight?
him| "Why fix it if its not broken?"
me| "Why leave it be when you could make it better?"
Hey, you!
You gave it your all,
and that's all that matters.
Go you! 


"I always thought, how do parents go on when they lose a child? You know when I see that stuff on the news, i'd shut it off because it was just horrible to think.. But I would always think, how do they wake up every day? I mean, how do they breath? But you do wake up.. And just for a second you forget, then you remember it all and it's like getting that call again and again every time. You don't get to stop waking up.. You have to keep on being a parent even when you don't have a child anymore."

I don't think thigh gaps are attractive. bring on the sh:t storm.

          Me: Yes.  This quote is hilarious.
          Me: *posts quote*
     Six minutes later
          Me: Nobody faved it yet.
          Me: *signs into my 30 other accounts to fave it so that other people will see it*

There nothing I wouldn't do for you I would walk for miles if that means I can get to you if I had to climb mountains I would do it for you if I had to swim all the oceans to see your face I would do it for you if I had to give up my life I would just to be with you
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