Maria_Advice
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Joined: September 1, 2013
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user id: 370636
Gender: F
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I know that not many people will read this.
I don't care.
It sucks that my life has come to this.
All of this is bullsh_t weighs me down conatantly.
I mean, I barely know what's real or what's in my head lately.
How could I be crazy at such a young age?
Everyone always told me I had so much potential,
and all I feel like is a failure.
All I can say is life is certainly something nobody can prepare for.
When you see my face
hope it gives you hell.
Why I don't talk to my
grandmother that often:
Grandma: I missed you, How's college?
Me: It's fun, I met a few people who got me into Dungeons and Dragons.
Grandma: Stay away from that! Just trust me on this.
Me: Why?
Grandma: Because it leads to Devil worship!!!
Me: I really don't have time to worship Satan because of my class schedule, so don't worry.
Grandma: *Gives me the death glare*
Grandma: I missed you, How's college?
Me: It's fun, I met a few people who got me into Dungeons and Dragons.
Grandma: Stay away from that! Just trust me on this.
Me: Why?
Grandma: Because it leads to Devil worship!!!
Me: I really don't have time to worship Satan because of my class schedule, so don't worry.
Grandma: *Gives me the death glare*
Harry: "If you weren't apart of One Direction what would
you be doing?"
Liam: "I'd like to be a fireman."
Harry: "Why's that?"
Liam: "I always liked the idea of saving lives."
Well, you saved mine♥
Liam: "I'd like to be a fireman."
Harry: "Why's that?"
Liam: "I always liked the idea of saving lives."
Well, you saved mine♥
Oh, so you are
cool
enough to reply with a one word response? Well I’m cool
enough to not respond at all.
What I see when I step on the
scale
Fatãss.
Just stop eating. You're a whale.
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Why do they even call it school?
they should rename it
"the place we force you to attend so that you will have no social life and learn things like trigonometry that you will never use in your life unless you become that desperate math teacher that i standing in front of you right now, with only 20 cats to keep her company."
"EEEEEUUUUUUURRRRGGGHHHHH" is also acceptable.
they should rename it
"the place we force you to attend so that you will have no social life and learn things like trigonometry that you will never use in your life unless you become that desperate math teacher that i standing in front of you right now, with only 20 cats to keep her company."
"EEEEEUUUUUUURRRRGGGHHHHH" is also acceptable.
