Marigail

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Joined: December 19, 2011
Last Seen: 2 years

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You're a Directioner?
If so then great!
Please follow my bestfriend and I's Tumblr blog based on everything about them:
http://www.tumblr.com/blog/bellastylesandmaritomlinson

#Nohate

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When you post a quote,
And the words, ' SUCCESS ' come up, And you feel completed~

 

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On a commercial:
Wife: Hi Honey, did ya'll have fun on the camping trip?

Guy: Yeah, the kids had fun... I think I slipped on a rock thou-

Me: WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH.... You THINK?! I'm pretty sure you would know for sure... If you had, or had not slipped on a rock. JUST sayin'.

Guy:

Wife:

Kids:

Director: CUT, she's got a point...



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How come in movies,
whenever there is a pool, or ocean involved, the character always seem to be able to open their eyes underwater,
But in real life,
Whenever I even attempt to open my water in a pool or ocean, I act as if I'm dying. 

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HeW itty Girls
Let me just have a semi-happy vent real quickly- ( Semi-happy vent? ) I made a promise to myself, a WEEK ago, that I'd quit texting him, considering I shouldn't be wasting my time on a guy I'll never see again. I've made this promise before... But it had only lasted a couple of hours ( lolz ), So, it has been a WEEK. He has texted me, and texted me, but I've resisted. Wish me luck!

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Hey, if your date ever goes bad...


Give them this number ( and feel free to call it yourself ):



281-214-1911

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We all get a little drunk on air
at night.

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In One Night I,
Got in third place on the show Wipeout,
Went to Africa and made friends with hippos,
Won tennis, baseball, golfing, boxing, ping-pong, and two bowling tournaments,
Fought off upright walking turtles, and evil mushrooms while riding on a dinosaur.
Went to war and killed people by blowing their huts up, 
Went to racetracks all over the world, racing against mythical creatures,
Won first place on Dancing With the Stars,
And went to Ladies Night and danced up onstage to famous country music.

Wanna' know how?

The magic of Wii ;D

Socially awkward who?

Wef
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tI don't care how how simple it  may be; Whenever I see a pop up on the computer about something TERMINATING something, I quit breathing. 

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This is Niall Horan
(o.o)
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He has been spammed all over Witty and been in the top quotes more than five times. It is annoying me, and I need a hug :(
1 FAVE = 1 hug