Marigail
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When you post a
quote,
And
the words, ' SUCCESS ' come up,
And you feel
completed~
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On a commercial:
Wife: Hi Honey, did ya'll have fun on the camping trip?
Guy: Yeah, the kids had fun... I think I slipped on a rock thou-
Me: WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH.... You THINK?! I'm pretty sure you would know for sure... If you had, or had not slipped on a rock. JUST sayin'.
Guy:
Wife:
Kids:
Director: CUT, she's got a point...
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How come in movies,
whenever there
is a pool, or ocean involved, the character always seem to
be able to open their eyes underwater,
But in
real life,
Whenever I even attempt to
open my water in a pool or ocean, I act as if I'm
dying.
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Let me just have a semi-happy vent real quickly- ( Semi-happy vent? ) I made a promise to myself, a WEEK ago, that I'd quit texting him, considering I shouldn't be wasting my time on a guy I'll never see again. I've made this promise before... But it had only lasted a couple of hours ( lolz ), So, it has been a WEEK. He has texted me, and texted me, but I've resisted. Wish me luck!
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Hey, if your date ever goes bad...
Give them this number ( and feel free to call it yourself ):
281-214-1911
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In One Night I,
Got in third place on the show Wipeout,
Went to Africa and made friends with hippos,
Won tennis, baseball, golfing, boxing, ping-pong, and two
bowling tournaments,
Fought off upright walking turtles, and evil mushrooms while
riding on a dinosaur.
Went to war and killed people by blowing their huts
up,
Went to racetracks all over the world, racing against mythical
creatures,
Won first place on Dancing With the Stars,
And went to Ladies Night and danced up onstage to famous
country music.
Wanna' know how?
The magic of Wii ;D
Socially awkward who?
Wef
p
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