You know when you
were a kid and won a game in first
place and there was that little kid who went “first is
the
worst second is the best” like how did that even
make sense
ur cute
n beautifulyou
never have to go to collegeur
parents dont judge uur
allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill
youwhats a
genderu just
look amazing and float around all day wooooo
when Americans call crisps “chips”
when Americans call lifts
“elevators”
when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy
bars”
when Americans call merry fizzlebombs
“fireworks”
when Americans call wunderbahboxes a
“computer”
when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a
“burger”
when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies
“pens”
when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers
“keyboards”
when Americans call an upsy stairsy an
“escalator”
when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a
“sweater”
when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a
“cookie”
when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a
“screwdriver”
when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a
“gun”
when Americans call ceiling-bright a
“lightbulb”
when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a
“snake”
when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops
“roads”