MaryPenguin

Status: Please go away... I'm no longer here
Joined: January 9, 2013
Last Seen: 3 years
user id: 345709
Location: Away
Go away and I'll meet you there

Quotes by MaryPenguin

People are going out to the movies with friends and going out to eat and enjoying summer vacation by doing fun, active activities...


All *I* want to do is curl up in a pillow fort and watch movies AT HOME in a dark room with the air conditioning full blast and eat ice cream until I'm sick and see how many hershey kisses I can fit in my mouth at one time and daydream about things and slide around the house in my socks and dance to music and sing so loud the neighbors move and then I want to shoot at things with a Nerf gun. 







Well... with any kind of gun, come to think of it.
I'm good at solving problems if they aren't my own.
You feel me?
*at the gorilla exhibit at the zoo*


Brother: *Puts arm gently on my shoulder* "Welcome home, Mary."


if a plant is sad, you photosympathize with it.





A lion doesn't loose sleep
over the opinion of sheep
.
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A TIME WHEN I WAS EMBARASSED. 

It all started when I typed something wrong on a chat box, while I was talking to some guy on voice chat.

He made fun of me for using "your" instead of "you're".

I said, "Sorry, I'm not very good at grammage."

Do you see the issue?
I said grammage.

GRAMMAGE.

WHAT. THE. FLIPPING DOLPHINS.

Was is a cross between "Grammar" and "Language"?
 Grammage. It rolls off your tongue. Sorta. (sorta, as in -not really-)

This could be a new thing, ya know? like "Pardon my grammage, young bloke!!" 

..or not. ya know. whatevs.
Tee hee hee.
69th quote. *giggles*
Okay okay I'm mature now. I gots dis.
...
*giggles*
Love

isn't who you can imagine yourself with.

It's who you can't imagine yourself without.

-Unknown
When I'm with you,
the only place I want to be
is closer.
.
.
I FREAKING HATE IT 
When I'm trying to play basketball
and my head's in the game but my
heart's in the song

 
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