MaryPenguin

A computer is only as good as its wifi.

 

All the water

In the WORLD

Could not sink the smallest ship.

 

 

►Unless it got inside.

When ever I see the word "dishonest," I don't say it like a normal person.
I say Dish-onest.

With Dish.






This is why I have no friends.

Girls always say that they want big boo.bs
But I don't really get it because the bigger they are, the more they are gonna hurt when they smack you in the face when you're running
 

I'm surprised I'm not surrounded by paparazzi by now.

I mean, I've been alive for, what, nearly 14 years now?

Seriously.

come on.

 

Some kids are dropped as a baby.


You, on the other hand,
Were thrown in the air, smacked by
a ceiling fan, 
And tossed out the window.

Miss your Ex?
Reload and fire again. ;)

DANNNGGGG GURLLL

Does Smokey the Bear know you're here?
cos you so hot you be startin' wild fires.

The best thing about my relationship with my mom is that we don't even have to say out loud that I'm her favorite child.