Maryheehee

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Joined: December 29, 2010
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Prank called somebody today...

"OH MY *AGHHHH* THE BABY IS COMMING!"
They replied...

"OH SH*T! I'LL BE OVER IN 10 MINUTES ABBY! HOLD ON!"
Then they hung up...

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i feel like
if you
memorize
an entire
album
you should
earn a free
concert
ticket





 
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Super White Girl Problems #1807
When opening a
pad/tampon in the school
bathroom seems about
as loud as opening
a sunchips bag.

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"go fetch!"
i say to my
dog as I throw a
stick. he
stares at me
blankly for a few
seconds. i
encourage him to
fetch again. he
looks me
dead in the
eye and says
“stop trying to make
fetch happen”
then walks away





 
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Members of Maroon 5:
- Adam Levine
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Prank idea:
Put on a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio.
Harass the weatherman.
Nobody at home will know why he's freaking out.

 





 
rapunzel never left her

room for 18 years

and she still got a handsome prince.
lesson learned.




 
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