Maryheehee

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Joined: December 29, 2010
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Maryheehee's Favorite Quotes


Suite Life of Zack and Cody
Mr. Moseby:  HOW DO YOU LOSE A WOMAN?!
Cody: You forget to cherish her.
 

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love
My parents lied to me.
Talking to strangers on the internet was, like the best decision of my life.
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funny
Do hall monitors exist or is that just some kind of
adolescent myth perpetuated by children's cartoons?
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teenager
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Me: Where is Ed Sheeran's Grammy?
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ed
 

do you ever have one of those moments where you just stop and think, "oh my god, i'm a loser."?


 
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funny





         me about to talk in public: *rehearses
         what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
         
         me: today how you are




 

 
f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5 
 

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cute




Ed didn't lose the Grammy's,
the Grammy's lost Ed.



 
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funny
“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy

little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully
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funny
If I owned a coffee shop in Disneyland, I’d name it Mochahontas.
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funny

 

Do you ever rub your eyes
         
             so hard that you just start entering some other galaxy of swirls and patterns



 

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justme
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