MayaStyles

Status: Taylor swift<3
Joined: May 6, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 297733
Location: Anywhere there is wifi...
Gender: F

Quotes by MayaStyles


Merry Christmas Wittians
Its christmas day and all im doing is spending all day on witty
fml

 
*Me going to bed*
*Lays down*
*Forgot to turn light off*
*has to pee*
*remembers homework*
*Needs a drink*


 


"Would you like a bag for your items?"

Oh, no thanks, ill just carry these 30 items on my head.



 
Him: If you are smiling, send me your smiles.
Him: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
Him: If you are crying, send me your tears.
Him: I love you
Me: Im on the toilet... what do i send you?
Me: Hey! What you up to?
Him: Watching a movie(: You?
Me: Bored at home. What movie you watching?
Him: Ps i love you
Me: You do? seriously? You have no idea how long ive been waiting for you to say that!
Me: I have loved you ever since the moment we met. I never in a million years thought you would like me back! (:
Him: I meant the movie name...

I hate the way wikipedia copies my homework.
 

 





             
                         I hate it when i dont forward a chainmail then die the next day.



 

 
Dog: You got a letter!
Me: Okayy
Dog: From the bank i think.
Me: kay
Dog: Tasted Important




 



 


 
Tell him that he broke you.
He broke every promise he ever swore down to keep.
That he doesnt deserve you and never did.
Tell him your okay, actually tell him that your going better than you ever have without him even if you're not.
But most of all,

Tell him that he'll never get you again. Ever.