My
lifee<3 Time spent in the
shower; 25% --
Daydreaming. 25% --
Building up courage to turn off water and step into cold
air. 20% --
Turing in a circle to maintain even hot water
distribution. ...10%
-- Catching water in your mouth and spitting it
out. 10% --
Contemplating the hardest decisions of
life. 7% --
Washing hair. 3% --
Washing other body
parts.
Your girlfriend is like a
penny.. two faced,worthless, found on the
streets,touched by
everyone.
& people get lucky when they find
her Yup, She's a keeper. credittowhoever
A Guy Had ACrushOn This Girl He followed her wherever she
went. One
daythe girl noticed and asked the
guy.
Girl: Why do you keep
following me? Boy: Because you're
so pretty and I think I'm falling in love
with you. Girl: Really? But you
haven't met my friend yet. She's
prettierthen
me and she's right behind you. (The Boy Turns
Around) Boy: Are you making fun of
me? There's no one behind
me. Girl: No, but if you
really lovedme, you wouldn't even
bother to look back.