A typical day at my school
"So I have these metal plates in my mouth because it's all
screwed up and my dentist insists. However, I love hollandaise
sauce, and the acid eats through just about every metal out there.
A couple weeks ago, I go in and he replaces the latest ruined metal
with chromium in hopes that it will work. Today, he was checking
them out, and tells me that it's amazing, there's actually
a metal that resists the acid. And you know what he says next? He
for the hollandaise"