Mckenziexox

Hush little baby Don't you cry Don't cut your arms It'll be all right. Put down the razor Put down that light It might be hard now But you'll win this fight

Real men go for curves.
Only dogs go for bones.








Um... how bout no.
Only a dog judges you on your size.

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her heart was
a secret garden
and the walls
were very 

high

 

 

 

 

she had blue skin

and so did he

he kept it hid

and so did she

they searched for blue

their whole life through

then passed right by-

and never knew


nmq

A typical day at my school


"So I have these metal plates in my mouth because it's all screwed up and my dentist insists. However, I love hollandaise sauce, and the acid eats through just about every metal out there. A couple weeks ago, I go in and he replaces the latest ruined metal with chromium in hopes that it will work. Today, he was checking them out, and tells me that it's amazing, there's actually a metal that resists the acid. And you know what he says next? He starts singing...