Meeting a girl my age
Her:*Texting on her iphone
Me: So who you texting?
Her: My boyfriend
Me: So do you like one Direction?
Her: No
Me:Well do you like Ed Sheeran?
Her: Who's that?
Me: *Facepalm Do you like Cher Lloyd?
Her: yeah I just wish she had more songs than
Want U Back
Me: Oh
Her:
Me:
Her:
Liam Payne:
Voldemort:
Ed Sheeran:
Josh Hutcherson:
The Ghost of Michael Jackson:
Police Officier: So she just fell out of
the window
Me: Yep