your so ugly bob the builder looked at your face and said sorry i cant fix that
I think Lady GaGa just
puts glue on herself and rolls around in random items. twitter* not my format*
When you start choking . . . >> and your friends arent paying any attention to you while your just awkwardly dying there . . .
☚ The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse. What is it?
____ is now in a relationship with ____. OMG they know each other?!
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Opening a test paper
& seeing the first question and thinking
“Yup, I’m screwed.”