MeLLy
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Hullo kids... Names Melanie, but everyone calls me Melly (or Mel, your choice)....
Music owns the world. Just to let you know.
i'm all soccer--i play every chance i get. it kicks ass. NAGS--We pass on grass.
if my quote i subitted reads this next line, it means i wrote it... if it doesn't say that, i'm taking no credit:
Original*Unique*Absolutely Mine
Eh, I write loads of poems, but for them staying as MY poems, I don't submit many of them onto this site. Requests are welcome, cause I love to write.
ok and I'm a mod. If you don't follow the RULES to the site, and I like your quote, I'm going to submit it under my username, simply because you can't read, or you don't care. So, if you have a problem with that.. FOLLOW THE RULES!
xoxMellyxox
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One afternoon Zach's mom brings home her lover. The two do their
thing until, unexpectedly, her husband comes home early. Thinking
quickly, she hides her lover in the closet. What she hadn't
realized is that Zach was in the closet.
Zach: Dark in here, isn't it?
Lover: Sure is.
Zach: I have a baseball.
Lover: That's good.
Zach: Wanna buy it?
Lover: No.
Zach: I'll tell my dad about you.
Lover: Fine, how much?
Zach: $500
A few weeks pass, again Zach's dad comes home early when the lover is over. Again, the lover is stuffed in the closet; again, Zach is in there,
Zach: Dark in here, isn't it?
Lover: Yep.
Zach: I have a baseball glove. Wanna buy it?
Lover: Not really.
Zach: I'll tell my dad about you.
Lover: Fine! How much?
Zach: $500
Another few days pass. Zach's dad says, "Hey, sport. Let's go throw the baseball around." "I can't Dad," says Zach. "I sold my glove and ball." "For how much?" inquires the dad. "$1000" "That's not very nice. You shouldn't take advantage of your friends like that. That is way more than those are worth. I'm taking you down to church to confess."
So little Zach is driven down to church by his father. He gets in the booth.
Zach: Dark in here, isn't it?
Priest: Oh don't start that crap again!!
Zach: Dark in here, isn't it?
Lover: Sure is.
Zach: I have a baseball.
Lover: That's good.
Zach: Wanna buy it?
Lover: No.
Zach: I'll tell my dad about you.
Lover: Fine, how much?
Zach: $500
A few weeks pass, again Zach's dad comes home early when the lover is over. Again, the lover is stuffed in the closet; again, Zach is in there,
Zach: Dark in here, isn't it?
Lover: Yep.
Zach: I have a baseball glove. Wanna buy it?
Lover: Not really.
Zach: I'll tell my dad about you.
Lover: Fine! How much?
Zach: $500
Another few days pass. Zach's dad says, "Hey, sport. Let's go throw the baseball around." "I can't Dad," says Zach. "I sold my glove and ball." "For how much?" inquires the dad. "$1000" "That's not very nice. You shouldn't take advantage of your friends like that. That is way more than those are worth. I'm taking you down to church to confess."
So little Zach is driven down to church by his father. He gets in the booth.
Zach: Dark in here, isn't it?
Priest: Oh don't start that crap again!!
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check
for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law