~So a
woman is on a bus and really needs to fart.
Luckily, the music is on loud. So she farts a
little bit at a time at parts where the music got extra loud, so
that nobody would notice. All better! She gets a couple
weird looks from other people on the bus but doesn't think much
of it...
...Until she gets off the bus
and realizes she was listening to her ipod the whole time
:P