Melisaa

Status: Holy molly, Steve followed me :O :') Fangirling 101
Joined: September 17, 2010
Last Seen: 7 years
Birthday: August 6
user id: 125229
Location: Straaayaaa

Melisaa's Favorite Quotes

Today is my 10 Year Anniversary on Witty Profiles.
410 41 Steve Steve
funny
“Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.”
— J.M. Barrie
170 2 Steve Steve
inspirational
Me waking up :

Wow I cant wait
to go to
sleep 
tonight 

<3
10 0 KawaiiPandaTUT KawaiiPandaTUT
need
"Your eyes, they shine so bright, I wanna save that light,
I cant escape this now,
Unless you show me how.
When you feel my heat,
Look into my eyes,
Its where my demons hide"
8 0 JohnnyLaBs213 JohnnyLaBs213
demons
Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
*parents come home from supermarket*
Me: Yolo
 
iloveyaahx3
quote
 
37 1 LukeeyBrooks LukeeyBrooks
joke
I find it hilarious how the stereotype is that women are more likely to faint at the sight of blood than men. Like, do you know what happens each month?
391 1 Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
funny


excuse me mom, but whoever smelt it dealt it.
so it is, in fact, you that is doing the weed around here.

119 2 BravoSierra BravoSierra
lol


the fox says you're a failure and your life is sad.

138 2 BravoSierra BravoSierra
lol

i was meant to be born a spoiled rich white girl in manhattan but something went wrong idk 
131 3 happiest* happiest*
funny
To do homework or to not do homework
That is the question
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of bad grades
Or to take arms against your 'professors' and shoot them all dead.
71 2 * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
ugh