Melvin

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Joined: April 23, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
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 I am actually a girl. I play minecraft and I LOVE to watch Chimneyswift, Captainsparklez and kuledud3 on youtube :D

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OMG the fancraft minecraft server is AWESOME (that's if you actually get in), I got my narnian tag and Clash was just on the server!! It was epic :D
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OMG OMG OMG I *about an hour ago* I was on a server and I met the yogscast *famous youtubers, normally play minecraft* and yes, hard to believe but they had proof!!!! So it really was them, I was like stoaked!!
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*Please don't take this the wrong way, it's a joke*
Bald heads after cancer.

Normal preppy girls: NOOOO my precious hair, I'll never be pretty again
Me: WOOOOO I don't have to blow dry
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Humans are the only
creature in the world who
cuts down trees to make paper
then write on it to say
save the trees

 


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I have screwed up 42% of my teenage life...

[] Kissed someone before dating
[] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[] Gotten caught chewing gum
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 0

[] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[x] Missed school just because you felt like it
[]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 1

[] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
[x] Text people during class
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 5

[] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called someone during school hours
[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 7

[x] Threw something at the teacher
[] Went outside the classroom without permission
[] Broke the dress code
[] Failed a class
[x] Ate food during class
Total so far: 9

[] Been called the worst student
[] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 11

[] Faked your parents signature
[x] Slept in class
[x]Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[x] Copied homework
[] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 14

Multiply by 3 for a total.
Post as"I have screwed up % of my teenage life."
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Antvenom,
Won the Minecraft hunger games the 2nd time in a row.
FEAR HIM xD

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Jordan: We can always make the bridge out of wood...dang we would need bone marrow...
Nick: I have a lot of marrow in my bone ^.^
Jordan: Oh god


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TONIGHT...WE HAVE MELONS

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