Mencius

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Quotes by Mencius



well,
since this format is so famous,
I might aswell make a quote with it

 

 

Dear facewash commercials,

No one actually washes their face like that.

Sincerely, my whole bathroom floor is wet


 



Sometimes, I lay awake at night, and ask myself,

Where have I gone wrong?
Then a little voice says to me, 
This is going to take more than one night..

nmf

 


Life is ironic
It takes sadness to know what hapiness is,
Noise to appreciate silence,
And absence to value presence

nmf

 


 

"Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline.."
~If you are obssesive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly
~If you are co dependant, as someone to press 2 for you
~If you have multiple personalities, 3,4 and 5
~If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Please stay on the line so we can trace your call.
~If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship
~If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press
~If you are maniac depreessive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you
~If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969696
~If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on
~If you have amnesia, press 9 and state your name address, telephone number, social security number and mother's maiden's number
~If you have short term memory loss, press 9
If you have short term memory loss, press 9If you have short term memory loss, press 9
~If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you anyway
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♥ if you get it
nmq/f


 

  Josh: Did you do something to my brownies?
Drake: Oh yeah, Josh, I live to sabotage baked goods

Pheobe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

&& Who else remembers where this is from? :)

We do it in bed, on the couch, in the car, the bathroom. I know what you're thinking..
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Yep, texting

That moment during an argument
When you realize you're the wrong one..


First thing I do after getting into changing room:

Check for hidden cameras

Just me?

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