Mencius

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Quotes by Mencius


Wondering whether something that had happened

Was a dream
Or a childhood memory
 

Just me?

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funny


That run of shame
When you have to run around catching a ball you've missed..

nmf

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sports








And has anyone
else noticed..









 


That the Logo in Windows have the same colors of the houses in Hogwarts?




Gryffindor= Red
Ravenclaw = Blue
Slytherin = Green
Hufflepuff = Yellow

 

MIND=BLOWN

 

 

 


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famous

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 One fine day in the middle of the night.
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and killed those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man - he saw it too!

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nmq


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poems

 Contrary to popular belief, 
God's surname is not dammit
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advice








That moment when


someone asks you for advice and you have no idea what to say.

 

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advice




That moment when,

 you wake up 5 minutes earlier than you were supposed to O_O




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school

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Doing something you're not supposed to in class,


 While your friend is on watch, 

and that Look of Death you give them,
.,
W hen  you're caught  without   warning ...

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school

  Previewing a quote, seeing the number of favs and comments, and wishing you could get that much of favs for real...

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vent

 

No matter how good a quote is, there's a 99.99% chance
that if isn't pretty,
It will NOT be on the top quotes..
nmf

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advice
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