Miaa1397

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Joined: December 13, 2010
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 139478
Gender: F
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Quotes by Miaa1397

check out my tumblr? www.theteenageimagination.tumblr.com pwease c:

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mom: what are you doing awake? it's 4 o clock in the da/mn morning go to sleep!

me: mom i can't the magic internet gods are making me stay up

mom:

me:

mom

me:

mom: i have failed as a parent.

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me: i really have to pee

internet: no

me: i really have to eat

internet: no

me: i really have to do homework

internet: no

me: i really have to--

internet: no

me:

internet:

me:

internet:

me:

internet:

me: of course, master.

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dear unicorns,

there can only be one...

sincerely, narwhals.

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fave if you are really a 76 year old pedofile

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i wonder how many guys on Witty are really girls who just want faves on their quotes so they pretend to be guys? lolz

o.O

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Those "I hate everything"

days when you're all like,
 
t(-_-t)
 
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I want someone who is DTF...


Dedicated, Trustworthy, & Faithful.

♥
 
 
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I love the term "we're


expecting" when talking


about pregnancy,









Because it makes it


sound like there’s


more than one


outcome



 




Yeah, we’re expecting


a baby



 




But it could be a


velociraptor 

  
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I HAVEN'T PEED SINCE LAST YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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