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"When i was little, my dad said the key to life,
was happiness. One day in school the teachers gave us an
assignment and said write down what you want to be when you
get older. I wrote down happy. They said i didn't
understand the assignment. I said they didnt understand the
meaning of life." ~john Lennon
so one
day a group of
prostitutes were arrested. one
of the prostitutes grandma said
"Why are all of you sitting in a line?" she replied
"um we are buying oranges." grandma said
" I will buy one too!" the cope came and said
" how do you do it? your so old!" she said "
well i just pull out my dentures and suck em dry!" the
cop
fainted....
nmf