MichaelScarpati
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Birth Of A Candy Bar
One PAYDAY Mr.GoodBar
wanted a BIT-O-HONEY. So
he took Mrs. HERSHEY'S
behind the corner of clark an
5th AVENUE. He began to
feel her MOUNDS with his
BUTTERFINGERS that was
pure ALMOND JOY. it made
her TOOTSIE ROOLS and he
let out a SNICKERS as she
screamed OH HENRY while squeezing
his peterpaul she said " You
are even better with the 3
MUSKETEERS." Soon she
w
as a bit CHUNKY. the result
9 months later out popped
BABY RUTH.
Hey
xoizzyfashizzyee70x,
I hope you see this but i want the world to know this.
Everyday i think about you. You are always on my mind. in
school, at football, gym, everywhere i go! I can't seem
to work with out you! you are so much to me. you are the
wings on my angel, the bullet to my gun, the ping to my pong,
the ying to my yang. I dont know what i would i would with
out you. I know we might never date. but one day i hope you
are next to me in a white dress. <3 :)
With lots of love, Michael Scarpati
credit to:
jimmystewart thanks for giving me the courage to
do this!
"I
wasn't that drunk
last
night."
" Dude, you were sitting on a turtle
screaming ON
WARD AND
UP
WARD MY
NOBLE
STEED!
You know i was dropped on my head
as a baby... but you were clearly thrown
at a wall then fed a bottle of
STUPID JUICE
Pauly
D:
HOLY
TaN
LINE!
All high flyers and low riders,
All inside and outsiders,
All east coast and west side,
All out grinding and pool side,
Stay ORIGNAL
ADIDAS
--------------------
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Only ME?
Came Out With The
TRIPLE STUFFED OREO
Like America Isn't FAT Enough!
Anyone Else
Remember....
Getting a Prize In Your Cereal
Box
nmq
WITTY PROFILES
SUCKS!
now that i have your
attention
I LOVE THIS WEBSITE!
Click the
<3
if u
agree!
nmf
.