MichaelScarpati

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Joined: November 11, 2010
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MichaelScarpati's Favorite Quotes


I
"  I got candy corn! "
" I got a popcorn ball! "


" I got a rock. "

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Hi, i'm a shower
if you turn me on, i'll make you wet.

 


Spell 'icup'

used to be the biggest joke when we were in like 1st grade

Has anyone noticed that the texts you're trying to cancel always send faster. 

Only me?

I heard Justin Bieber is expecting a baby...
anyone know who the father is?





nmq





Dear Christmas,


Wtf man, it's not your turn yet!


Sincerely,



Thanksgiving

 



Reality f*cking sucks,
Narnia, Here I come 

This quote does not exist.

 


whenever someone says


"g
uess what"


i automatically say

"what?"

without even guessing.

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