MichaelScarpati

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Joined: November 11, 2010
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 133219

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If Your Sexy And Ya
Know It Clap Your Hands!

<3 if you clapped your hands

 

 

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Warning: you have been on witty for 3 hours now, Don't you think you should get off and do your homework?
 No
yes
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Thankyou for an amazing first date<3

Any time(; When's the second 
date? I can't wait to see those 
big beautiful nipples of yours(;
 
                              
NO! I meant dimples! My phone 
changed it!
                                                       
I did not mean to write nipples... I'm going to jump off a bridge now. My biggest fear is loosing you.
Please don't ever make me face
that fear. You have absolutely
no idea how much you mean
to me.
 
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This Is The Key To My Heart

Dont Take It And Run.

Take It And Never Let It Go.
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My Heart Is A Puzzle
&&
Your The Missing Piece
♥

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♥♥♥♥♥

>>>>>>> nmq

 


Try holding down the "Shift" Key,
While clicking the fave button:)
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Come here.
Why?
Just come here.
No, you're gonna hit me. 
nmf  
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dear santa, this year i'd like...
no wait, forget that. go and get your sleigh

& go to Afghanistan, get all the
soliders & bring them
home. they deserve presents more
than i do.


 

nmf: marissa123

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So I was singing in the shower,

And my brother said stfu. Wanna know what I said? "I don't know why your hatin' from outside of the tub. You can't even get in." 
 

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YOU ARE CONSIDERED A RAPIST
if you have ever 
poked someone's belly button,
now fave if you are

A RAPIST..
 ♥
 

nmf - MissAnna

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