MickeySmiles

Sometimes, controversial statements are the best ones to be made,
because they spark interest, and thought, something that rarely happens anymore.

-all mine.

I'm sick and tired of being the one to apologize when I'm not at fault.

My friend after finding out I don't even have stubble after not shaving for a week,

Her: nuh uh bro! you totally shaved, like, yesterday!
Me:Nope bro, I shaved last tuesday.
Her: No way, Christine!!! *calls in her sister* She says she hasn't shaved in a week!
Christine: No way man, that's not right. MOOOOMM!! *calls in her mom* Mom, Mickey says she hasn't shaved in like, a week.
Her mom: No way, Mickey, honey, are you joshin us?

And then they kind of just argued and I sat there like an awkward potato while her entire family examined my legs.

I'm seriously crying my eyes out right now
I can't finish my senior presentation and it's due tomorrow.
I just feel so stupid and I don't know what to do,
I need your help witty sisters.

Anybody who doesn't have a valentine today, I'll be yours! ♥