MiizzFashiion

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.....
Teacher: It is phsically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal its throat is very small.
Little girl: But how come Jonah was swallowed by a whale?
Teacher: A whale can NOT swallow a human; it is physically impossible!
Little girl: When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.
Teacher: What if Jonah went to hell?
Little girl: Then you ask him.

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Reasons To Smile #1
When a little kid tells you you're pretty.

Submit your reason to smile by commenting on my profile :)
CREDIT GOES 2 REASONS TO SMILE

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Today I stepped on a corn flake...Now Im a cereal Killer :o.

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I thought you actually loved me. Lol. How could i be so fkin dumb? Im sorry; sorry i'm not her.

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break up

I went to a party, Mom,

and remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink, Mom

so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself, the way you said I would,

that I didn't drink and drive,

though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,

and your advice to me was right

as the party finally ended,

and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,

sure to get home in one piece,

I never knew what was coming, Mom

something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

'The kid that caused this wreck was

drunk, '

Mom, His voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,

as I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

'This girl is going to die.'

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

while he was flying high,

because he chose to drink and drive,

now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom

Knowing that it ruins lives?

And now the pain is cutting me,

like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

tell daddy to be brave,

and when I go to heaven,

put 'Daddy's Girl' on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

that its wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his parents had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

as I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say I love you, Mom

So I love you and goodbye.

You're putting more than just

yourself in

danger when you drink and drive.

Drive sober.