Mikaylax33

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Joined: July 10, 2011
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user id: 193186


 

New account, dontjudgeacover.
follow please.

 

Quotes by Mikaylax33

 
~Follow dontjudgeacover, please.
 http://www.wittyprofiles.com/aut
hor/dontjudgeacover#f 
   

 

Can someone please tell me how to get steve to delete my account?
it'd be appreciated alot <33





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Oi guys, stop spamming my notifications, like srsly.

 

Im hardly on witty anymore.
 
~Buys a new top~

*Rings friend*

" OMG, guess what? I got a new top its totally awesome!"

~one week later~

Best friends at  my house

" Ew, remind me why I brought that ugly top? I need new clothes"
  

 





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OMG, I GOT A NOTIFIC- oh wait, that was me......



 

I magine if one day, we woke up and our life was really all just a  dream



some people just don't think about

how their words can affect other people. they just say it like there's
no meaning to the words coming out of their mouth. they just say it like
it's nothing, simply meaning nothing at all. so tell me, why do you randomly
 insult me for no  reason? why do you talk about me like that.
why do you say words like this to me. it isn't going to make you any prettier,
it isn't going to make you any smarter, and it isn't going to make you any better.
so please, just shut the  up. some people these days just don't understand.
they don't understand how other people can be  scarred when you say
these mean words to them. why do you even do it? i never talk about you like this.
i never even  did anything to you. why are you like this? i don't get it. they say
sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me. well think
twice about that, because i know you know, and we all know that ;

words can fricking kill


 

nmq/nmf-just loved it.
 





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Guys, seriously. Im over all these notifications. Just chill with the Fav button k?



 

Oh I wish i was a guy:

Body: Oh, looooooooook! ITS THE TIME OF THE MONTH, whoopwhoop
 

Me: Oh hell no.
 

Ovaries: EVERYONE CLEAR, THREE TWO ONE BLAST OFF!
 

Brain: WHATS HAPPENING?
 

Me: Guys, chill, calm down!
 

Face: See that beautiful face, IT AINT SO BEAUTIFUL NO MORE, IM GROWING MOUNTAINS.
 

Brain: omgomgomgomgomgomgomg KILL ME ALREADY.
 

Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this woman up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
 

Me: no, NO THAT HURTS.
 

Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. Thats right. Float up to space
 

Me:THIS IS WHY I WANT TO BE A BOY! I HATE YOU ALL, jfhhjjkesmsmr.
 

Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
 

Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
 

Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this, i mean.. common.... im cool arn't I?
 

Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
 

Uterus: Says the one that holds more then a computer for your whole life.


Braid: Shut up egg face


Uterus: JUST BECAUSE I HOLD EGGS!
 

Torso: CONTRACT!
 

Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
 

Brain: Me gusta.

~half my quote, half Eclispe's.