Mikey9309

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    I can't see anyone
       EVER REALLY WANTING ME        ANYWAY.
 
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he came up to me with a quarter.


'if i flip this, what's the chance i'll get head?'

 


WE FOUND DOVE
IN A SOAPLESS PLACE




Anyone else notice?

are that the band name "One Direction" sounds like 

Wand Erection...

 


1-800-273-8255
this is the suicide hotline.
Click the heart if you are willing to save a life.

 



Disney should make a hairless princess;
[♥] So that littlle girls with cancer can'feel beautiful.

 



im Hungary.

Go Cezch the fridge.

Okay, im
Russian to the kitchen.

Hey, is that some
Turkey?

Yeah, but it's covered in Greece.

I'll just have that can of
Chile.

Denmark the can!

Then, Kenya
open it for me?

Alright, im Ghana do it.

Thanks, im so tired,
Iran a marathon.


 nmq/nmf
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Oh guys jeez I can't handle all these notifications.


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         It's almost winter time!                           

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